Happy Birthday...
to me! So, there it is. It's official now. I turn a year older today, which coincidentally leaves me a year away from living a quarter of a century.
Going through my previous posts, I noticed that there is not a single entry on my birthday itself. Surprising, isn't it? More than 3 years since I first started blogging and not an entry at all? haha~
Alright, then. Let me recount my life and my achievements so far. *thinks hard* *twiddles thumbs* Hmm... Come to think of it, there's really nothing worth mentioning. I mean, apart from my above average academic grades and getting a place in the university, I haven't really got any achievements to brag about. Then again, am I disappointed or upset? Hell, no!
I'm thankful to be alive, really. Despite terrorism, diseases and natural disasters, I've made it so far, anin't that neat?
OK, if you're reading till this point, you would probably notice that I'm writing incoherently and my thoughts are pretty scattered like wind-blown leaves, which by the way, isn't far from the truth. I haven't got much to write about... Hold on a sec! My birthday wish! Now, that's worth mentioning.
I wish to have access to some secret slush fund, preferably denominated in USD. That should be enough to kick start and fund the research on my idea of human farms. Some of the money can go into the purchase of a set of replacement eyeballs so that I can have 20/20 vision again. Why go for LASIK when you have the money to buy brand new eyes off the (black) market?
The money can also be used to buy every single combination of lottery numbers available. Sure, I will lose more than I win but hey, it's a great feeling to hold a winning ticket and cashing it for obscene amount of cash. And there are lots more I can do with all that money.
So, you see. I really need only one wish and One wish to fulfil them all. haha~
Going through my previous posts, I noticed that there is not a single entry on my birthday itself. Surprising, isn't it? More than 3 years since I first started blogging and not an entry at all? haha~
Alright, then. Let me recount my life and my achievements so far. *thinks hard* *twiddles thumbs* Hmm... Come to think of it, there's really nothing worth mentioning. I mean, apart from my above average academic grades and getting a place in the university, I haven't really got any achievements to brag about. Then again, am I disappointed or upset? Hell, no!
I'm thankful to be alive, really. Despite terrorism, diseases and natural disasters, I've made it so far, anin't that neat?
OK, if you're reading till this point, you would probably notice that I'm writing incoherently and my thoughts are pretty scattered like wind-blown leaves, which by the way, isn't far from the truth. I haven't got much to write about... Hold on a sec! My birthday wish! Now, that's worth mentioning.
I wish to have access to some secret slush fund, preferably denominated in USD. That should be enough to kick start and fund the research on my idea of human farms. Some of the money can go into the purchase of a set of replacement eyeballs so that I can have 20/20 vision again. Why go for LASIK when you have the money to buy brand new eyes off the (black) market?
The money can also be used to buy every single combination of lottery numbers available. Sure, I will lose more than I win but hey, it's a great feeling to hold a winning ticket and cashing it for obscene amount of cash. And there are lots more I can do with all that money.
So, you see. I really need only one wish and One wish to fulfil them all. haha~
posted by hg @ 13:54
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