Chronology of varsity life

There was this song named, "Purple Light", which I learned during my conscription days. So like, below is an adaptation of that song with a change in lyrics. I call the revised version "Uni Life". For those of you who have went through the sad phase of conscription, you know the tune - sing along!

Uni Life
Matric day, go to uni
Crowded there, and chaotic
Queuing up, bored and waiting
With the students and my backpack and me

School term starts, go for lessons
Got projects, so form some groups
Turns out that, all my group mates
Are the students and my backpack and me

Other fac, si beh jia lat
Lessons there, lagi worse
Every week, squeeze on the bus
With the students and my backpack and me

Lessons end, back to my fac
So peaceful, so happy
No need to, squeeeze on the bus
With the students and my backpack and me

Mid term break, no more studies!
Have pinic, at East Coast Park
Finally, get to enjoy
With my girlfriend and my doggie and me

Exam time, si beh stressful
Everywhere, students mugging
I went to mug, at the library
With the students and my backpack and me

Graduate, got my degree
Found a job, report for work
Turns out that, all my colleagues are
All the students and my backpack and me

Oh yes, you may find that certain parts are not coherent or appear to be out of place. Well, truth to be told, this is not the original version that I had come up with. There were changes in certain parts of the lyrics so that no one would brand this post as "seditious". Which brings us to the question - was my original version "seditious"? Probably. But it makes a lot more sense than this toned down version.